Ma's Guid Auld Workin' Class Philosophy

Eh'll smash yir face in,

See if Eh dinnae.

How mither,

Ye cannae understaun',

They managed tae turn,

Ma guid auld,

Aristoatle,

Intae a pile,

O' twisted crap.

Shut yer cakehole,

Eh'll smash yir face in,

See if Eh dinnae.

The Poetics of Aristotle - translated by SH Butcher